John Howland
@MildlyPrepared
Peyton, Colorado, United States
Products
Funny, helpful kits for the moments in life no one warns you about — from “What do I pack for the hospital?” to “How do I talk to a teenager without dying?"
- Awkward Teen Conversation Survival KitNothing yet. Looking for partners!
This is one of my favorites - packed full of conversation cheats, body language tips, and exit strategies for all the uncomfortable questions teen ask parents.
- The Grandparent Survival KitNothing yet. Looking for partners!
You love your grandkid(s). You’re just not 100% sure how to entertain, feed, calm, and generally survive them for more than 90 minutes. That’s where this guide comes in.
Articles
Field Notes: Real-life survival tips from the mildly prepared trenches.
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- PostedI Built a Ridiculous Brand to Test Community Powered Growth — Here’s What’s Actually Working
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- Commented onSo, You’re Seriously Looking for a Startup Idea or App, Huh?
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- PostedI Created an Emergency Kit Brand That’s Funny On Purpose — Here’s What That’s Teaching Me About Marketing
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